The stories

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THE BRITAIN INVASION

When Thomas got offered a job in one of the biggest advertising agency in the world and goes back to london. Threesome, expensive cab ride and obviously heavy drinking to be expected.


THREE OF A KIND

When motorbike accident, Sex on the rocks, vomiting and sleeping  rough on the street rhyme with “The best night of my life”


THE CHEATING VACATION PART IV

I used to have a stable relationship, I was young, I was in love, but she went on holidays for 3 weeks… and I was already rotten to the roots back then!


THOMAS GOES WILD FOR HIS 21ST     

Being left for dead, gave up by friends and still managing to get the best of my night. Get your kicks: sluttiness, heavy drinking and mayhem ensues.


BACK IN TOWN

Thomas came back to his motherland. find a job in a 5* hotel. Mayhem and public sex ensues.


JUST ANOTHER NIGHT AT THE OFFICE

Making the most of my R&R… But why the hell do they call that Rest and Relax ?


THE PLEB’S CAVE

I used to think that being broke in the most expensive town in the world and living in a shithole was the worse that could happen to me… Guess I was wrong.


 ILL GOTTEN GOODS SELDOM PROSPER

When you got to leave by the “back door ” because the parents are coming but the cops aren’t all bastards thanks to god.


 TAKE ME TO CHURCH

because fucking up once is not enough, why not do it on the lord’s day right after your crush forgave you ?